The Unamused Magician MissionI walked out my own damn concert!Want my ticket back.My whole five dollars worth.You can suck on a grapefruit,Rutus the Rude!Quirksof being a jerk.Perksof a wallflowerat work.[A.R]
Kingdom Come Dummies.Archaic archetypes,To harmonic harmonicas.Rolling rolled models,Pulling people's chained looks.Ours,There's,Hersand His,Somethings a-comingOf Kingdom come dummies,And vented upVentriloquist crooks.Quits the quivering minks.Minks,Mufflers,Muffining,Books.[A.R]
Mrs. Pillbox.Hey Mrs. Pillbox!Whatcha know?Whatcha about to do?Got a sick prescriptionFor whatcha got.Life's uppersand downers,Roundersand rounds.Tick tocksand pricks,now how's that sound?The weekends' yours,but Friday night's mine.Shooting swine,Five of a kind,From behind,You dump a line,With muddy shoes,Mrs. PillboxWe'll get 'em to shine![A.R]
Ciga Baby CigaritaCiga Baby Cigarita!Baby knows that tune.Cryptic keepers tell tall tales,Blazing saddles passed noon.Acoustic q-tips,An earful for the drums.Equations and their sums.The neckties party in the nude.